Examiner.com is a very proud sponsor of Drupalcon Denver. Part of the sponsorship includes ads on the Drupalcon site. The team at Examiner.com decided to have some fun with them. Five members of the team were chosen to be "subjects" of each ad. Marc Ingram is the fourth in a series of five stories chronicling different community member's alternate time-lines.
"There's no place like home. There's no place like home", Marc muttered as he tapped his ruby slippers together and fiercely rubbed his Druplicon stress ball. The damned community had gotten him into this mess - but, frankly, it had also gotten him out of worse messes in the past. Toto jumped out of the basket and ran down the street directly at a man in a blue suit. "Oh Toto, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore!" Ingram quipped. This was because the man wasn't in a seersucker suit, a tuxedo, tailored, or even a cheap suit of the rack. This man, was more ball-like and alien than man-like. Who on earth was this and why would he put up with wearing the "ball"?
Toto sank his teeth into the man's svelt and hosed leg. The man screamed. Ingram looked down at his frock and cursed, "I blame the whole event on the 10 pints of beer I had...." The truth was, the beer had nothing to do with this situation. Fortunately, the situation had helped him focus on the "REAL Marc" - not the one in the pretty dress. He closed his eyes and slipped back into his happy place. That badass kick-boxing place. A place where his code reviews ROCKED and where he had pwned Drupal. A place where that damnable Toto had never come into his life.
Examiner.com is a very proud sponsor of Drupalcon Denver. Part of the sponsorship includes ads on the Drupalcon site. The team at Examiner.com decided to have some fun with them. Five members of the team were chosen to be "subjects" of each ad. Kevin Bridges is the third in a series of five stories.
Kévin DuPont was the gatekeeper and blacksmith in the Town of Master's Branch. Not only did he create the things that held the town together - nails, hammers, picks, and saws, but he also watched carefully to ensure the evil and dark mole creatures could not, would not ever enter the town.
He was named DuPont because his father had build the one and only bridge that crossed the mystical lake to the island. The island became a walled city - safe for all those inside, built stone by stone by the band of protectors. The bridge served as the one and only entrance to the magical town and was known as the Terminus.
The water surrounding the walls was filled with magic that repelled all those that didn't know the special key - the sorcerer's name and the sorcerer's secret words. This Halt Terminus Access spell was designed to only allow those who knew the special words a way in. Those who were granted access would experience such wonders! The city was full of flowers, fine tapestries (made from the fur of chipmunks, river otters, and voles), and libraries full of books. All of these wonders were discoverable by the Indices of Mongo the Great.
Mongo was one of the greatest magicians the creator had ever brought forth. His speed was beyond compare. He had an older brother - a brother who had been relegated to the basest of functions in the town. He would wake the town up if the town ever slept. He was responsible for each of the doors in the town. He kept the town census. My Sevinus Quirrel was often known simply by his initials - he quietly kept things running in the background.
Examiner.com is a very proud sponsor of Drupalcon Denver. Part of the sponsorship includes ads on the Drupalcon site. The team at Examiner.com decided to have some fun with them. Five members of the team were chosen to be "subjects" of each ad. Morbus Iff is the second in a series of five stories.
There really is no translation for so much of what I'm writing here. I'm doing my best to take something that is so very alien to the human mind and make it digestible and give it context so we, such a small creature tucked inside of itself, can begin to fathom the story of Morbus Iff. His (its/her) species is nothing like we are accustomed to - but, it turns out, they are very very adept with PHP. So bear with me dear reader, as I weave the Strange Tale of Morbus Iff and how he came to develop on Drupal.
Part I - The Seedling
The Seedling had the beginnings of a conscious mind. The very start. The beginning murmurs. A speck of thought. The Seedling was nestled in its incubation node, floating in a warm slurry of nutrients. At this point the Seedling had no name - just an attribution of numbers associated with the incubation node. A name would be assigned based on the order in which the Seedling emerged from the pod and began consuming information and food outside of its current dwelling. This was known as the Extensible Mandible Line - Reproductive Pod Conduit, providing input for the little larvae to survive. Little did it know that it would become central to the most important Content Management System a creature called Homo Sapiens would ever know all those millions of light years away.
Examiner.com is a very proud sponsor of Drupalcon Denver. Part of the sponsorship includes ads on the Drupalcon site. The team at Examiner.com decided to have some fun with them. Five members of the team were chosen to be "subjects" of each ad. After they were done, it seemed it would be fun to include a back story for each.
Disclaimer: THIS IS FICTION. Nothing here bears any kind of truth.
It is complete and utter nonsense.
Rok Zlender makes an audacious claim. He tells us he has been attending Drupalcons since 2006. To debunk this claim, we have to travel back to rural United States in 1898. We need to travel to Damascus Virginia.
Part I - Chipmunks and River Otters
Rok's ancestors aren't from Slovenia as he claims. In fact, his grandfather, Roger Slender, attended the first school in Damascus. It was built just south of the railroad trestle across Beaver Creek. Roger loved "The Little Red School House" with its three rooms. Mr. Jones Baker was his teacher and he learned spelling, geography, and grammar. For three years he revelled in his studies and learned quickly. Roger was a bright student with a bright future ahead of him.
Then disaster struck.
The Little Red School House burned down in 1901. School resumed in the Lutheran Church and Roger's fate changed - and in a strange way would intertwine with Garrison Keillor's - the man that has made Lutherans funny. But that is another story that won't begin until 1942 and has little to do with the man we now know as Rok. Roger came to despise the tiny town - even today it has fewer than 1000 people - that stole his beloved Red School House. He refused to speak and was desperate to get away. Much to his parents dismay, he ran away from home and joined a travelling band of Appalachian Trail hikers who earned a living by selling woven coverlets that were made from the wool of river otters and chipmunks.
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From Corporate Land:
Why on earth would you need or want to go to this Drupalcon thing? It sounds an awful lot like your just going on a trip on the company's dime! Can't you just learn this stuff from a book?
If you want to go, you need to pay for it yourself and take vacation time.
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We can't really afford to send all of you, how about we give you a fixed stipend to offset the cost. But we do really NEED all of you to go. Who knows who might be there who is looking for a job that you might be able to recruit. So, you all need to go.
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This post has become an annual tradition. Each year, I take some time to look back on the year - I reflect on the good and the bad. A couple of years ago, the sad events surrounding my leaving pingVision sent me down a path of starting a company and beginning work with Examiner.com. This year has really involved the maturing the Development engine at Examiner with a great deal of focus on process.
Examiner starting using Drupal 7 before it was much more than a twinkle in Webchick's eye. It was barely committed to HEAD and wasn't even barely close to being ready for prime time. After 1 year of officially having D7 released, Examiner.com started looking at its coded base and the length of time it was taking to upgrade its core to the lastest security release. Many of the forks were related to Examiner's need to have incomplete chunks of D7 working. This year we undid what we had done making core upgrades much simpler.
Being able to do multivariate testing became a high priority for the company this past year. Using Google Optimizer and some clever work from our theme team, multivariate and A/B testing became a reality. Being able to test different layouts and determine the relative success of each layout is a powerful tool in any Website's toolbox.
The next few days are like a timer counting down. Sometimes the conversations feel a bit like a NASA control room. We review and re-review our plans because this deployment isn't going to be a small one. It is likely in the top 3 in scope since I began over two years ago.
Day 12 - Testing
We started with Scrum, Scrum, Scrum, and Scrum of Scrums.
Testing continued on Day 12 - and all the while we continued to work through Product Manager user stories. Supporting artifacts were shared as well. This segued into the Project Managers reviewing points and starting to assign teams for the next timebox. For this cycle, we found that our story points were roughly double to the number of the points available for the next timebox. This requires a feedback loop with the Executive committee to prioritize completed set of user stories.
The Executive Technical Leadership Committee met where we discussed a variety of issues, successes, and follow ups from the prior week. This committee fulfills the role of a CTO.
Finally, I also reviewed a patent application.
Day 13 - Testing, Stories, and Horse Trading
We continued to work through user stories and test. We had a 90 minute meeting with the Executive Committee to discuss the priorities where some items were shifted lower on the priority list and, for intents, got knocked out of the upcoming timebox and into the next.
Testing is coming to an end at this point. Day 14 will be release day and so only the most critical items are prioritised to be addressed before we release. This means several status meetings throughout the day. In this timebox, we were still engaged with status meetings until later in the evening. This was partially due to a timebox that was 25% smaller than our normal 20 day period. It was also in part because we launched our new mobile experience transitioning from a third party, Verve, to an entirely Drupal based mobile site. This shift greatly enhances the user's experience on a mobile device by leveraging block logic from the desktop site and providing access to all Examiner.com content. The Verve experience was limited to the previous 30 days.
We Were Busy
Today was an extraordinarily busy day in the timebox. We're in the midst of attending to revealing defects in our current release, some fairly significant configuration work to support America Inspired, reviewing tons of user stories, writing user stories, and continued work on setting up JIRA with Greenhopper to replace our ticketing system.
The day started out, as usual, with three scrums that cover the work our three distinct teams are working through. The scrums at this point are less about the developers telling us what they've worked on, what they are working on, and what blockers they have and more about the QA team reporting on results that have come through testing. We do look at our story board spreadsheet to confirm that stories are either green or nearly green. We also make hard decisions on features that might not be ready for release in the time box. Those are noted and we socialise that news with stakeholders as appropriate. We're also looking at any stories that might be at risk and identify alternate plans for those stories. That might comprise a) deferring the story for completion in the next timebox or b) completing the work during the QA week or c) releasing the new feature partially. Finally, the project management team got together for a scrum of scrums where we identify any problem areas that might have emerged.